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This is very exciting. 00:00:01.601 - 00:00:02.829
We are at Saint Joseph's Medical Center 00:00:02.902 - 00:00:04.995
because, today, Andy Dwyer is getting his casts off. 00:00:05.071 - 00:00:08.666
It is a great day for Andy, 00:00:08.742 - 00:00:09.731
and it's a wonderful day for my subcommittee. 00:00:09.809 - 00:00:11.970
Oh, my God. 00:00:13.446 - 00:00:15.141
Your boobs are dead. 00:00:15.215 - 00:00:16.512
Stop it. No, they're not. 00:00:16.583 - 00:00:18.312
I'm calling it. 00:00:18.718 - 00:00:19.912
Time of boob death 9:18 a.m. 00:00:19.986 - 00:00:22.420
We did everything we could, but they were just too small. 00:00:22.956 - 00:00:26.551
Okay, Ann, how do you feel? 00:00:27.627 - 00:00:29.822
I feel good. 00:00:30.497 - 00:00:31.930
I'm recording some of these soundbites for the website, 00:00:32.866 - 00:00:35.198
so I need you to say something a little bit more moving and poignant. 00:00:35.268 - 00:00:38.135
You know, pithy, articulate. 00:00:38.204 - 00:00:40.365
Kind of grabby, but unrehearsed. 00:00:40.774 - 00:00:42.969
Like you just made it up, but think about it for a second. 00:00:43.043 - 00:00:44.977
Now say something like that. And then be funny. 00:00:45.045 - 00:00:46.808
Okay, go. How do you feel? 00:00:46.880 - 00:00:48.939
I'm happy. 00:00:51.951 - 00:00:53.248