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LESLIE KNOPE: This is very exciting. 00:00:01.550 - 00:00:02.830
We are at Saint Joseph's Medical Centre 00:00:02.830 - 00:00:05.150
because today Andy Dwyer is getting his casts off. 00:00:05.150 - 00:00:08.660
It is a great day for Andy. 00:00:08.660 - 00:00:09.560
And it's a wonderful day for my subcommittee. 00:00:09.560 - 00:00:13.470
Oh my god. 00:00:13.470 - 00:00:15.160
Your boobs are dead. -Stop it. 00:00:15.160 - 00:00:17.010
No they're not. 00:00:17.010 - 00:00:18.520
I'm calling it. 00:00:18.520 - 00:00:19.980
The time of boob death-- 9:18 AM. 00:00:19.980 - 00:00:23.020
We did everything we could have, but they were just too small. 00:00:23.020 - 00:00:27.690
OK. 00:00:27.690 - 00:00:28.710
Ann, how do you feel? 00:00:28.710 - 00:00:30.570
I feel good. 00:00:30.570 - 00:00:32.920
I'm recording some of these soundbites for the website, 00:00:32.920 - 00:00:35.010
so I need you to say something a little bit more 00:00:35.010 - 00:00:36.610
moving and poignant, you know, pithy 00:00:36.610 - 00:00:39.100
and articulate, kind of grabby, but unrehearsed, 00:00:39.100 - 00:00:43.130
like you just made it up, but think about it for a second. 00:00:43.130 - 00:00:45.100
Now say something like that and then be funny. 00:00:45.100 - 00:00:46.960
OK. Go. 00:00:46.960 - 00:00:47.220