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It's alive! 00:00:19.119 - 00:00:21.019
Aah! 00:00:35.769 - 00:00:36.827
Ahh. 00:00:40.573 - 00:00:41.835
Welcome back to First Date... 00:00:45.512 - 00:00:46.979
where we've already matched up some unlikely couples... 00:00:47.013 - 00:00:49.641
a geek with a beauty queen, a basketball player with a dwarf... 00:00:49.682 - 00:00:52.776
and Jackass star Steve-o with someone who isn't a loser. 00:00:52.819 - 00:00:55.879
But this time, we've outdone ourselves. 00:00:55.922 - 00:00:58.447
Susan hails from Los Angeles... 00:00:58.491 - 00:01:00.118
and, like all of us, she's looking to be bitten... 00:01:00.160 - 00:01:02.594
that is, smitten... by love. 00:01:02.629 - 00:01:04.290
So I was, like, raised Jewish, and family's very important to me. 00:01:04.330 - 00:01:08.391
If my dad knew how important sex was to me, I would die. 00:01:08.435 - 00:01:12.599
Whew! Daddy's little princess has a wild streak. 00:01:12.639 - 00:01:15.506
Think we can find someone to tame her? 00:01:15.542 - 00:01:17.339
Douglas is a Predator from Newark, New Jersey... 00:01:17.377 - 00:01:19.436
who prides himself on his trophy collection. 00:01:19.479 - 00:01:21.572
But are women just part of the hunt for him? 00:01:21.614 - 00:01:23.514
Sure, I respect women. 00:01:23.550 - 00:01:25.108
One time, this girl I knew had big boobs, and I respect that. 00:01:25.151 - 00:01:28.609
I'm a gentleman. 00:01:28.655 - 00:01:29.883