| Well, you got no place to go. |
00:00:05.202 - 00:00:06.542 |
| I'll tell you what your problem is:
you brought your queen out too fast. |
00:00:07.684 - 00:00:11.296 |
| What do you think? She's one of these feminists
looking to get out of the house? |
00:00:12.719 - 00:00:15.151 |
| No, the queen is old fashioned.
Likes to stay home, cook. |
00:00:16.692 - 00:00:20.548 |
| Take care of her man.
Make sure he feels good. |
00:00:22.131 - 00:00:24.701 |
| Checkmate. |
00:00:28.040 - 00:00:29.124 |
| I don't think we should see each other any more. |
00:00:37.880 - 00:00:39.575 |
| Shut up! Shut up! You stupid mutt. |
00:00:54.997 - 00:01:01.916 |
| And you broke up with her
'cuz she beat you at chess? |
00:01:03.578 - 00:01:04.881 |
| That's pretty sick. |
00:01:06.527 - 00:01:07.306 |
| I don't see how I could perform sexually
in a situation after something like that. |
00:01:07.852 - 00:01:10.756 |
| I was completely emasculated. |
00:01:11.525 - 00:01:12.528 |
| Anyway, it's not the only reason.
Yeah, what else? |
00:01:14.295 - 00:01:16.626 |
| All right. You wanna know
what one of her favorite expressions is? |
00:01:17.744 - 00:01:20.412 |
| Happy, Pappy? |
00:01:21.556 - 00:01:22.606 |
| Happy, Pappy? What does that mean? |
00:01:24.354 - 00:01:25.449 |
| Like if she wants to know if I'm pleased
with something, she'll say, "Happy, Pappy?" |
00:01:26.030 - 00:01:30.313 |
| Oh, you're "Pappy".
I'm "Pappy".
Oh, I get it. |
00:01:31.956 - 00:01:34.698 |
| So that's not so bad.
Oh, come on. What, are you kidding? |
00:01:36.493 - 00:01:38.558 |
| So tell her not to say it. |
00:01:38.559 - 00:01:39.907 |
| I'm much more comfortable
criticizing people behind there backs. |
00:01:40.994 - 00:01:43.195 |
