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So I'm on line at the supermarket. 00:00:02.500 - 00:00:04.695
Two women in front of me. 00:00:06.980 - 00:00:08.208
One of them, her total was $8. The other, $3. 00:00:08.900 - 00:00:12.609
They both, of course, choose to pay by the use of the check. 00:00:14.140 - 00:00:17.337
Fact is, if it is a woman in front of you that's writing out the check... 00:00:19.580 - 00:00:22.697
...you'll not be waiting long. 00:00:22.860 - 00:00:24.373
I have noticed that women are very fast with checks. 00:00:24.540 - 00:00:26.735
You know, because they write out so many checks. 00:00:26.900 - 00:00:29.733
The keys, they can never find. They don't know where that is. 00:00:29.900 - 00:00:32.698
But the checkbook, they got that. 00:00:34.180 - 00:00:36.296
They never fumble for the checkbook. 00:00:36.460 - 00:00:37.973
The checkbook comes out of a holster. 00:00:38.140 - 00:00:39.653
"Who do I make it out to? 00:00:39.820 - 00:00:41.776
There's my ID." 00:00:44.060 - 00:00:45.937
There's something about a check, that, to a man, is not masculine. 00:00:53.420 - 00:00:56.810
I don't know exactly what it is. I think, to a man... 00:00:56.980 - 00:00:59.778
...a check is like a note from your mother. 00:00:59.940 - 00:01:01.817
"I don't have any money, but if you'll contact these people... 00:01:01.980 - 00:01:04.699
...I'm sure they'll stick up for me. If you could just trust me this one time. 00:01:05.620 - 00:01:09.090
I don't have any money, but I have these. 00:01:09.260 - 00:01:11.649
I wrote on these. 00:01:12.900 - 00:01:14.777