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So I'm on a line at the supermarket. 00:00:02.168 - 00:00:03.336
Two women in front of me. 00:00:06.372 - 00:00:08.307
One of them, her total was $8.00. 00:00:08.374 - 00:00:09.909
The other, $3.00. 00:00:09.976 - 00:00:12.779
They both, of course, choose to pay by the use of the... 00:00:12.846 - 00:00:15.348
Check. 00:00:15.414 - 00:00:16.515
Check. Now... The fact is, 00:00:16.582 - 00:00:20.253
if it is a woman in front of you that's writing out the check, 00:00:20.320 - 00:00:22.822
you'll not be waiting long. 00:00:22.889 - 00:00:24.590
I have noticed that women are very fast with checks, 00:00:24.657 - 00:00:26.993
you know, because they write out so many checks. 00:00:27.060 - 00:00:30.163
The keys, they can never find in their purse. 00:00:30.230 - 00:00:32.031
They don't know where that is. 00:00:32.097 - 00:00:33.166
But the checkbook-- They got that. 00:00:34.634 - 00:00:36.902
They never fumble for the checkbook. 00:00:36.969 - 00:00:38.772
They've got-- The checkbook comes out of a holster. 00:00:38.838 - 00:00:40.540
Who do I make it out to? 00:00:40.606 - 00:00:41.908
There's my I.D. 00:00:45.011 - 00:00:46.579
There's something about a check 00:00:54.787 - 00:00:55.922
that, to a man, is not masculine. 00:00:55.989 - 00:00:58.357
I don't know exactly what it is. 00:00:58.424 - 00:01:00.025