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In every group of friends, there's always one guy 00:00:18.118 - 00:00:21.353
who can best be described as the inappropriate one. 00:00:21.355 - 00:00:24.990
I call that guy a Barry. 00:00:24.992 - 00:00:27.459
A Barry says and does things other people only think. 00:00:27.461 - 00:00:31.997
And he does not know the word propriety. 00:00:31.999 - 00:00:35.834
There are all kinds of Barrys. 00:00:35.836 - 00:00:37.669
Old Barrys... 00:00:37.671 - 00:00:39.371
young Barrys... 00:00:41.574 - 00:00:43.542
and Barrys all over the world. 00:00:45.879 - 00:00:48.213
And that's me and my three best friends when we were ten. 00:00:51.684 - 00:00:54.053
The one on the end, that's our Barry. 00:00:54.055 - 00:00:55.921
His name is Barry. 00:00:55.923 - 00:00:57.990
Growing up we thought Barry was hilarious. 00:00:57.992 - 00:01:00.259
He played pranks on girls, he infuriated teachers 00:01:00.261 - 00:01:04.196
and we loved him for it. 00:01:04.198 - 00:01:05.731
But, as we've gotten older, 00:01:05.733 - 00:01:07.399
and started having careers, wives, and families, 00:01:07.401 - 00:01:09.935
he's become an embarrassment, 00:01:09.937 - 00:01:11.003
a detriment to our livelihoods and reputations, 00:01:11.005 - 00:01:13.739
a social wrecking ball. 00:01:13.741 - 00:01:16.208
I believe friendship has no limits. 00:01:16.210 - 00:01:18.043