DESMOND: In every group of friends,
there's always one guy |
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who can best be described as
the inappropriate one. |
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I call that guy a Barry. |
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A Barry says and does things
other people only think. |
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And he does not know the word propriety. |
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There are all kinds of Barrys. |
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Old Barrys... |
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Young Barrys... |
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And Barrys all over the world. |
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And that's me and my three
best friends when we were ten. |
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The one on the end, that's our Barry. |
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His name is Barry. |
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Growing up we thought
Barry was hilarious. |
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He played pranks on girls, |
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he infuriated teachers |
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and we loved him for it. |
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But, as we've gotten older, |
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and started having careers,
wives, and families, |
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he's become an embarrassment, |
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a detriment to our livelihoods
and reputations, |
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a social wrecking ball. |
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