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DESMOND: In every group of friends, there's always one guy 00:00:11.418 - 00:00:14.653
who can best be described as the inappropriate one. 00:00:14.655 - 00:00:18.290
I call that guy a Barry. 00:00:18.292 - 00:00:20.759
A Barry says and does things other people only think. 00:00:20.761 - 00:00:25.297
And he does not know the word propriety. 00:00:25.299 - 00:00:29.134
There are all kinds of Barrys. 00:00:29.136 - 00:00:30.969
Old Barrys... 00:00:30.971 - 00:00:32.671
Young Barrys... 00:00:34.874 - 00:00:36.842
And Barrys all over the world. 00:00:39.179 - 00:00:41.513
And that's me and my three best friends when we were ten. 00:00:44.984 - 00:00:47.353
The one on the end, that's our Barry. 00:00:47.355 - 00:00:49.221
His name is Barry. 00:00:49.223 - 00:00:51.290
Growing up we thought Barry was hilarious. 00:00:51.292 - 00:00:53.559
He played pranks on girls, 00:00:53.561 - 00:00:55.194
he infuriated teachers 00:00:55.196 - 00:00:57.496
and we loved him for it. 00:00:57.498 - 00:00:59.031
But, as we've gotten older, 00:00:59.033 - 00:01:00.699
and started having careers, wives, and families, 00:01:00.701 - 00:01:03.235
he's become an embarrassment, 00:01:03.237 - 00:01:04.303
a detriment to our livelihoods and reputations, 00:01:04.305 - 00:01:07.039
a social wrecking ball. 00:01:07.041 - 00:01:09.508