| Hi. Welcome to
this Suicide Girls
Guide to Living. |
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| l'm Rambo, and l'm here
with some of my fellow
Suicide Girls. |
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| Friskie, Chloe, |
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| Radeo, and Rigel,
our model coordinator. |
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| And over the next hour and
a half we're gonna teach you
1 3 essential life lessons. |
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| Everything from how
to roll a joint to
how to kill a vampire. |
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| Some of you may know
us for our world famous
website suicidegirls. com. |
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| Maybe you've seen
our first two movies, |
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| the First Tour or
the ltalian Villa. |
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| Or you have something
from our clothing line. |
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| For those of you who
are unfamiliar with us, |
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| we've created a little
educational primer to get
you up to speed. Check it out. |
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| Everywhere you look,
the same kind of beautiful's
been shoved down your throat |
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| from every direction.
Magazines, movies,
television, and TMZ |
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| show only the same
photocopy versions, |
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| the same supposed
hot chick over
and over again. |
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| That's them.
This is us. |
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| Fed up with their
tired and predictable
definition of beauty, |
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| we Suicide Girls are
dedicated to celebrate
an amazing and sexy woman |
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| that failed to fit
in society's mold. |
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| We do not strive to
be like everyone else, |
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