I've had two perfect moments in my life. |
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The first was when I married Sarah. |
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[Gentle applause] |
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The other,
I was downtown... |
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He went in there,
Officer! |
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Thanks, pal. |
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Two perfect moments... |
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which offset a life of pain. |
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Would God hide pictures of Heather Locklear |
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in His closet, Frank? |
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A life of humiliation. |
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And rejection. |
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[Camera clicks] |
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[Moaning and grunting] |
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Oh, yeah. |
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[Pencil scratching] |
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What are those? |
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I'll wake up and see these
first thing every morning. |
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My perfect moments. |
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They can inform my day, |
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set me in the right direction. |
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