"Grube's Fairytales" |
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sync & correction by f1nc0
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All right! Oh! |
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Hark, me lords, and listen ye well, |
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forsooth, my ladies,
I have tales to tell. |
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What are you doing, bro? |
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Canst thou not see, me lord?
I am but a humble bard. |
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Nice pantaloons. |
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Oh, I thought he was
wearing the man diaper. |
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This is not a man diaper! |
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I am a bard here to excite thee |
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with tales of adventure
and morality. |
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Hey, bard. |
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Do you go pee-pee in that
man diaper? |
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Bards do not pee-pee in their pants! |
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They tell stories that
instill morals and character. |
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- Isn't that what you always do anyway?
- And you never listen. |
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So, I'm engaging in these theatrics
to trick you into learning. |
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What's wrong with
our character and morals now? |
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- Everything!
- Can we at least get some snacks |
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if we're gonna have to
listen to you tell stories? |
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