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"Grube's Fairytales" 00:00:00.000 - 00:00:02.820
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All right! Oh! 00:00:23.390 - 00:00:26.859
Hark, me lords, and listen ye well, 00:00:32.666 - 00:00:35.735
forsooth, my ladies, I have tales to tell. 00:00:35.737 - 00:00:39.138
What are you doing, bro? 00:00:39.140 - 00:00:40.773
Canst thou not see, me lord? I am but a humble bard. 00:00:40.775 - 00:00:44.944
Nice pantaloons. 00:00:47.749 - 00:00:49.348
Oh, I thought he was wearing the man diaper. 00:00:49.350 - 00:00:51.817
This is not a man diaper! 00:00:51.819 - 00:00:53.486
I am a bard here to excite thee 00:00:53.488 - 00:00:57.307
with tales of adventure and morality. 00:00:57.308 - 00:01:00.893
Hey, bard. 00:01:00.895 - 00:01:02.361
Do you go pee-pee in that man diaper? 00:01:02.363 - 00:01:06.432
Bards do not pee-pee in their pants! 00:01:06.434 - 00:01:08.000
They tell stories that instill morals and character. 00:01:08.002 - 00:01:10.736
- Isn't that what you always do anyway? - And you never listen. 00:01:10.738 - 00:01:14.240
So, I'm engaging in these theatrics to trick you into learning. 00:01:14.242 - 00:01:17.076
What's wrong with our character and morals now? 00:01:17.078 - 00:01:20.346
- Everything! - Can we at least get some snacks 00:01:20.348 - 00:01:23.049
if we're gonna have to listen to you tell stories? 00:01:23.051 - 00:01:24.750