| Two men standing at the Pearly Gates. |
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| The first man says, "How'd you die?" |
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| Second says, "I froze to death. |
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| How 'bout you?" |
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| And the, uh, second man says, |
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| "Well, I thought my... my wife was being unfaithful to me, |
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| so I ran all the way home." Come on. |
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| "And burst into the bedroom." |
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| There's nothin' here. |
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| - "She just..." - Look over there. |
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| Yes, sir. |
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| Make sure there's men on... |
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| Here! |
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| We're here! |
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| You take him first. |
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| But, captain, he's as good as... |
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| That's an order. |
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| Sergeant. |
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| Hey, watch it. Careful. Corporal! |
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| Watch his leg. |
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| Victory! |
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