| Back in the '80s, my mom was
at school as much as I was. |
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| She berated our principal,
terrified our teachers, |
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| and embarrassed us with endless pop-ins. |
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| But I was finally a senior, which meant |
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| our time at William Penn
was winding down... |
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| or so I thought. |
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| Welp, this is my stop.
A fine day to you, madame. |
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| Not so fast, mister. |
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| You have to pay the full fare. |
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| - [Nails clicking]
- Beep boopity boop. |
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| Okay, that'll be three butterfly
kisses and a head sniff. |
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| You know what? Have at it. |
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| What? You never let me just
have my way with your neck meat. |
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| There's only 68 more drop-offs
till I'm out of this place, |
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| so I figure, why fight it anymore? |
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| Well, a win's a win. |
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| Now, bring that luscious noggin
over to Mama. |
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| [Sniffs, gasps] What the hell?! |
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| - [Horn honks]
- Excuse me. What am I looking at here? |
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| Everybody knows
that I am always in charge |
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| of the annual bake sale. |
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