| Did you hear what I was playing, Lane? |
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| I didn’t think it polite to listen, sir. |
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| I’m sorry for that, for your sake. |
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| I don’t play accurately —
any one can play accurately — |
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| but I play with wonderful expression. |
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| As far as the piano is concerned, |
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| sentiment is my forte. |
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| I keep science for Life. |
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| Yes, sir. |
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| And, speaking of the science of Life, |
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| have you got the cucumber sandwiches cut for Lady Bracknell? |
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| - Yes, sir
- Oh! |
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| By the way, Lane, |
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| I see from your book that on Thursday night, |
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| when Lord Shoreman and Mr. Worthing were dining with me, |
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| eight bottles of champagne are entered as having been consumed. |
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| Yes, sir; eight bottles and a pint. |
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| Why is it that at a bachelor’s establishment
the servants invariably drink the champagne? |
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| I ask merely for information. |
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| I attribute it to the superior quality of the wine, sir. |
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| I have often observed that in married households |
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