| Darling, I'm home. |
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| Oh, how was the air
ambulance this morning? |
00:00:36.120 - 00:00:38.590 |
| Wonderful. I saved a man who'd
accidentally sat on a vacuum cleaner |
00:00:38.640 - 00:00:41.630 |
| when he wasn't wearing underpants. |
00:00:41.680 - 00:00:43.310 |
| Was it some sort of sex game? |
00:00:43.360 - 00:00:44.950 |
| I don't judge people, I
just take them to hospital |
00:00:45.000 - 00:00:47.350 |
| so they can have things
removed from their rectums. |
00:00:47.400 - 00:00:49.830 |
| You are so lucky to be
helping people like that. |
00:00:49.880 - 00:00:52.110 |
| But your royal visits help people. |
00:00:52.160 - 00:00:53.910 |
| You give them the most important
15 seconds of their lives. |
00:00:53.960 - 00:00:56.860 |
| Is everything all right? |
00:00:58.480 - 00:00:59.550 |
| It's the RAF, I'm
suspended from all flying, |
00:00:59.600 - 00:01:01.990 |
| they're saying I never completed
my basic helicopter training. |
00:01:02.040 - 00:01:04.790 |
| Of course you did. |
00:01:04.840 - 00:01:05.910 |
| - Didn't you?
- Yes. |
00:01:05.960 - 00:01:07.230 |
| And no. |
00:01:07.280 - 00:01:09.270 |
| I was fast tracked. |
00:01:09.320 - 00:01:10.470 |
| It can take up to four years
to become a helicopter pilot |
00:01:10.520 - 00:01:13.110 |
| and I did it in 13 weeks. |
00:01:13.160 - 00:01:14.190 |
| You let them give you
preferential treatment? |
00:01:14.240 - 00:01:16.470 |
| Well, you know the pressures
on a working royal's time. |
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