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- So, how many times you call her? - Once. 00:01:17.193 - 00:01:19.559
And she didn't call you back? Bitch. 00:01:19.896 - 00:01:22.364
Emily's not a bitch. 00:01:22.465 - 00:01:23.693
I was calling you a bitch, for thinking about calling her again. 00:01:23.800 - 00:01:26.769
That is very bitch-like. 00:01:26.869 - 00:01:28.234
You call a girl once, she don't call you back, the relationship's over. 00:01:28.337 - 00:01:31.474
I was drunk. I don't even remember what I said. 00:01:31.707 - 00:01:33.868
Maybe she never got the message. 00:01:33.976 - 00:01:35.443
- You drunk-dialed her? - Still, no excuse. 00:01:35.545 - 00:01:37.979
- No more tequila for this guy. - You're cut off. 00:01:38.080 - 00:01:40.139
- What is she so mad about, anyway? - It's not that she's mad. 00:01:40.249 - 00:01:43.480
She feels like I'm putting her in an uncomfortable situation with me and Ari. 00:01:43.586 - 00:01:47.488
You should've bluffed her, spun it around. 00:01:47.590 - 00:01:49.649
Let her think you're uncomfortable with the situation. 00:01:49.759 - 00:01:52.421
First Kristen, then Emily. Why do you let these girls get in your head? 00:01:52.528 - 00:01:56.521
The guys have a point. You're getting a little soft in your old age. 00:01:56.632 - 00:02:00.432
It's Ari, finally. Ari, where are you? 00:02:00.536 - 00:02:03.096
Right where I'm supposed to be. Where are you? 00:02:03.239 - 00:02:05.707
We're at Coffee Bean, like we said. 00:02:05.975 - 00:02:08.375
No, we said Starbucks, Eric. 00:02:08.744 - 00:02:10.644
I distinctly remember, because I fucked a counter girl here. 00:02:10.746 - 00:02:13.715