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Come on, get in the car... Family breakfast. 00:00:00.602 - 00:00:02.812
Mom, I have to practice my squat jumps for volleyball. 00:00:02.903 - 00:00:05.593
Your what? Oh, good Lord. 00:00:05.711 - 00:00:08.278
If I did that, Anna-Kat wouldn't wouldn't be the only one peeing in the yard. 00:00:08.347 - 00:00:10.940
Get in the car. 00:00:11.183 - 00:00:12.838
Oh, and we have to stop by Office Depot. 00:00:12.925 - 00:00:14.892
I need to make some posters for the school's recycling drive... 00:00:14.954 - 00:00:17.371
- chairman. - You can start by recycling 00:00:17.473 - 00:00:19.756
that stupid blue bag from The New York Times 00:00:19.825 - 00:00:22.759
that you leave next to the toilet every day. 00:00:22.828 - 00:00:24.595
- Do I have to go? - Yes! 00:00:24.663 - 00:00:26.797
I want a fun family outing. Now get in the car. 00:00:26.865 - 00:00:30.500
Mom, we talked about the sweat pants... 00:00:30.569 - 00:00:32.803
Westporters get dressed to go out in public. 00:00:32.871 - 00:00:35.019
We're not Westporters. 00:00:35.044 - 00:00:36.109
We are renters who live in Westport. 00:00:36.134 - 00:00:37.574
It is a small distinction, but I cling to it. 00:00:37.643 - 00:00:40.177
Now, get in the car. 00:00:40.245 - 00:00:43.447
Mama, I found this on the windshield. 00:00:45.384 - 00:00:47.651
A "concerned" neighbor thinks 00:00:47.720 - 00:00:49.233
we should get the dent in our minivan fixed. 00:00:49.258 - 00:00:51.920