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| Guardian of the universe protecting
us against the forces of evil. |
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| He can catch a bullet.
Halt a speeding train. |
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| And leap tall buildings
in a single bound. |
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| - up in the sky!
- is it a bird? is it a plane? |
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| A mailman by day. the
city's guardian by night. |
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| Defending the citizens of New
York from the forces of evil. |
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| The world has been protected by a
group of extraordinary men and women... |
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| ...who have dedicated
themselves to fighting crime. |
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| Mysterious traveller
from another dimension. |
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| He has powers far beyond the
capabilities of mere earthlings. |
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| I always wondered why
nobody did it before me. |
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| I mean, all those comic
books, movies, tvshows. |
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| You'd think that one eccentric loner
would have made himself a costume. |
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| I mean, is everyday
life really so exciting? |
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| Are schools and offices so thrilling... |
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| ...that I'm the only one who
ever fantasized about this? |
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| Come on, be honest with yourself. |
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| At some point in our lives we
all wanted to be a superhero. |
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| That's not me, by the way. |
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| That's some Armenian guy with a
history of mental health problems. |
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