Went to dinner the other night,
check came at the end of the meal. |
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Never liked the
"check at the end of the meal" system. |
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Money's a different thing
before you eat. |
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Before you eat, money has no value. |
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You don't care
when you're hungry. |
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You sit down in a restaurant, you're
the ruler of an empire. " More drinks! |
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Appetizers! Quickly, quickly. |
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It will be the greatest
meal of our lives." |
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Then after the meal, you know,
you got the pants open... |
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...you got the napkins destroyed... |
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...cigarette butt
in the mashed potatoes. |
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Then the check comes at that moment. |
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People are always upset, you know? |
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They're mystified by the check. |
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"What is this? |
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How could this be?" |
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They start passing it around the table,
"Does this look right to you? |
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We're not hungry now.
Why are we buying all this food?" |
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I think Superman probably has
a very good sense of humour. |
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I never heard him say anything funny. |
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It's common sense. |
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