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- So, how many times you call her? - Once. 00:01:18.200 - 00:01:20.600
And she didn't call you back? Bitch. 00:01:20.900 - 00:01:23.500
Emily's not a bitch. 00:01:23.500 - 00:01:24.800
I was calling you a bitch, for thinking about calling her again. 00:01:24.800 - 00:01:27.900
That is very bitch-like. 00:01:27.900 - 00:01:29.300
You call a girl once, she don't call you back, the relationship's over. 00:01:29.300 - 00:01:32.700
I was drunk. I don't even remember what I said. 00:01:32.700 - 00:01:35.000
Maybe she never got the message. 00:01:35.000 - 00:01:36.500
- You drunk-dialed her? - Still, no excuse. 00:01:36.500 - 00:01:39.100
- No more tequila for this guy. - You're cut off. 00:01:39.100 - 00:01:41.200
- What is she so mad about, anyway? - It's not that she's mad. 00:01:41.200 - 00:01:44.600
She feels like I'm putting her in an uncomfortable situation with me and Ari. 00:01:44.600 - 00:01:48.600
You should've bluffed her, spun it around. 00:01:48.600 - 00:01:50.800
Let her think you're uncomfortable with the situation. 00:01:50.800 - 00:01:53.500
First Kristen, then Emily. Why do you let these girls get in your head? 00:01:53.500 - 00:01:57.500
The guys have a point. You're getting a little soft in your old age. 00:01:57.600 - 00:02:01.500
It's Ari, finally. Ari, where are you? 00:02:01.500 - 00:02:04.200
Right where I'm supposed to be. Where are you? 00:02:04.200 - 00:02:06.700
We're at Coffee Bean, like we said. 00:02:07.000 - 00:02:09.400
No, we said Starbucks, Eric. 00:02:09.700 - 00:02:11.700
I distinctly remember, because I fucked a counter girl here. 00:02:11.700 - 00:02:14.800