| Oh, it's just so doggone thin. |
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| - Oh, it's incredibly thin.
- Yeah, it's thin, sure, |
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| but I got to say,
I don't care for it. |
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| Charlie, the thinner the TV,
the better the TV. |
00:00:09.576 - 00:00:11.801 |
| - That's just a straight-up fact.
- Guys, guys, guys! |
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| Check it out.
We got a review in the paper. |
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| No way! Is it a good review? |
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| "The first thing I noticed
about Paddy's Pub is its charm". |
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| - All right, it's a good review.
- That's a good start. |
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| - "It has none".
- Uh-oh, are you serious? |
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| "There was an ominous feeling
that you could get stabbed at |
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| - any moment". That's good, right?
- How is that good? |
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| That's the exact type of atmosphere
I've been trying to cultivate. |
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| But, while danger may linger,
I'm the levelheaded bouncer that |
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| keeps violence in check, like
Swayze in Roadhouse. I'm the cooler. |
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| In check? There have been
many stabbings in here. |
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| - I feel unsafe here every single day.
- Oh, very often. |
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| Well, stabbings have been
down, though. |
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| Read some more. |
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| "When I ordered a glass of
wine, not only did the surly |
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| white trash waitress refuse to
make it, but she proceed to |
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