| Marshmallows remind me
of going camping with my daddy. |
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| I could eat them all night long. |
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| Of course he did make me cough them
back up again for breakfast. |
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| This one time,
I coughed up an entire Dalmatian. |
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| That ain't nothing.
I coughed up a whole tribe of pygmies. |
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| They started looking at me weird. |
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| I remember them.
They was quite friendly. |
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| I found a human spinal column
in my fecal matter once. |
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| You might want to get that looked at. |
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| Pass the beans, Beans. |
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| - Sheriff?
- No, thanks. |
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| Mr Rango? Can you tell us
about the Spirit of the West? |
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| - Yeah, tell us about that.
- Is it true what they say? |
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| Yes, the Spirit of the West! |
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| The eternally unattainable ideal. |
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| They say he rides in
an alabaster carriage |
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| with golden guardians to protect him. |
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| But he only appears to those
who have undertaken an epic quest! |
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| And have made it |
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| to the other side. |
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| The other side of what? |
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