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Went to dinner the other night, check came at the end of the meal. 00:00:02.600 - 00:00:05.400
Never liked the "check at the end of the meal" system. 00:00:06.900 - 00:00:09.800
Money's a different thing before you eat. 00:00:10.100 - 00:00:11.900
Before you eat, money has no value. 00:00:12.000 - 00:00:14.500
You don't care when you're hungry. 00:00:14.700 - 00:00:16.100
You sit down in a restaurant, you're the ruler of an empire. " More drinks! 00:00:16.300 - 00:00:20.200
Appetizers! Quickly, quickly. 00:00:20.300 - 00:00:23.300
It will be the greatest meal of our lives." 00:00:23.500 - 00:00:27.500
Then after the meal, you know, you got the pants open... 00:00:27.700 - 00:00:31.700
...you got the napkins destroyed... 00:00:31.800 - 00:00:33.500
...cigarette butt in the mashed potatoes. 00:00:33.600 - 00:00:36.300
Then the check comes at that moment. 00:00:36.400 - 00:00:38.600
People are always upset, you know? 00:00:38.700 - 00:00:41.000
They're mystified by the check. 00:00:41.200 - 00:00:44.300
"What is this? 00:00:44.500 - 00:00:46.300
How could this be?" 00:00:47.300 - 00:00:49.000
They start passing it around the table, "Does this look right to you? 00:00:49.100 - 00:00:53.300
We're not hungry now. Why are we buying all this food?" 00:00:54.400 - 00:00:57.900
I think Superman probably has a very good sense of humour. 00:01:02.000 - 00:01:05.300
I never heard him say anything funny. 00:01:06.300 - 00:01:08.100
It's common sense. 00:01:08.300 - 00:01:09.700