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Thank you so much for taking the time to meet with us. 00:00:02.669 - 00:00:05.832
- Yes. This shouldn't take long. - Uh-uh. 00:00:05.905 - 00:00:07.736
- So, you'd like to buy a boat. - Yes. We have recently... 00:00:07.807 - 00:00:10.708
come into a considerable amount of money. 00:00:10.777 - 00:00:13.177
We're not gonna bore you with the details... 00:00:13.246 - 00:00:15.214
but let's just say my friends here set off on a certain towel venture - 00:00:15.281 - 00:00:18.409
- Dicktowel. com. - Yeah. 00:00:18.485 - 00:00:19.975
- You're not supposed to talk about the name of it. - That's true. 00:00:20.053 - 00:00:22.146
Technically, we're doing a couple of things on the hush-hush from Uncle Sam. 00:00:22.222 - 00:00:24.884
The point is, we're flush. 00:00:24.958 - 00:00:26.550
We are $2,500 flush, so don't worry about that. 00:00:26.626 - 00:00:30.118
We'd like to take some of that money... 00:00:30.196 - 00:00:31.663
- And taste a little bit of the high life. - Absolutely. 00:00:31.731 - 00:00:33.756
We've also talked our friend into throwing his entire life savings into the venture. 00:00:33.833 - 00:00:37.394
That's right. I'm in it for the lifestyle... 00:00:37.470 - 00:00:39.199
as well as the great investment. 00:00:39.272 - 00:00:41.137
Okay. Well, then what is it you guys are looking for? 00:00:41.207 - 00:00:43.903
Let's talk needs, please. I'd like to talk needs first. 00:00:43.977 - 00:00:46.810
Now, I have the need for speed. It's very important. It's inherent. 00:00:46.880 - 00:00:49.849
There's nothing I can do about it, so speed is a must. 00:00:49.916 - 00:00:52.077
Absolutely. But we are also looking to entertain guests upon this boat, so - 00:00:52.152 - 00:00:55.815