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# Good morning, U.S.A. # 00:00:05.005 - 00:00:07.735
# I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day # 00:00:07.841 - 00:00:10.901
# The sun in the sky has a smile on his face # 00:00:11.011 - 00:00:14.037
# And he's shining a salute to the American race # 00:00:14.147 - 00:00:17.981
# Oh, boy it's swell to say # 00:00:20.353 - 00:00:23.982
# Good morning, U.S.A. # [Grunts] 00:00:24.090 - 00:00:27.218
[Chorus] # Good morning, U.S.A. ## 00:00:28.895 - 00:00:31.864
Steve, it's a beautiful day. 00:00:34.868 - 00:00:36.836
Why don't you invite your friends over for a dip in the pool after school? 00:00:36.936 - 00:00:39.905
Great idea, Mom. 00:00:40.006 - 00:00:41.405
Hello. Syfy Channel? 00:00:41.508 - 00:00:42.975
Could you guys reschedule... 00:00:43.076 - 00:00:44.543
your Battlestar Gallactica marathon this afternoon? 00:00:44.644 - 00:00:46.942
Of course you can't. "Dip in the pool." 00:00:47.047 - 00:00:49.515
- Girl, you must be crazy. - Steve, listen to your mom. 00:00:49.616 - 00:00:52.244
I built that pool so other kids would want to hang out with you. 00:00:52.352 - 00:00:55.287
See, friendship is only worthwhile... 00:00:55.388 - 00:00:57.049
if you get something from the other person. 00:00:57.157 - 00:00:59.125
That thing could be anything- food, sex, even consensual sex. 00:00:59.225 - 00:01:02.626
[Cell Phone Rings] 00:01:02.729 - 00:01:03.991
- [Beeps] - Hello? 00:01:04.097 - 00:01:05.223