| Isn't this great? |
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| Look at the Duke. |
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| One of his finest films: |
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| I Shoot Them
Because They're Injuns. |
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| As a woman viewer... |
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| ...what's your opinion, pumpkin? |
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| Daddy, I would rather be reading.
Does that tell you anything? |
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| It tells me you're a girl. |
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| Which means your opinion
means less to me than the dog's. |
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| Bud, what do you think? |
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| I'm thinking this Duke guy
walks a lot like you... |
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| ...when you have to go
to the bathroom. |
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| I copied that walk. |
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| I figured the reason
he does it like that... |
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| ...is because no one in these movies
ever goes to the bathroom. |
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| That's what the folks in show biz
called subtext. |
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| I wonder what kind of toilet paper
they used to use in the Old West. |
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| Thank you for getting him
started on this. |
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| Oh, my God. It's the Duke. |
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| Now he's gonna start wondering
when they went to the bathroom. |
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| And who invented the toilet bowl. |
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