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The Simpsons |
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| [ Chorus ] No sports, no rock
no information |
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| For mindless chatter
we're your station |
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| [ Man ] KBBL talk radio. And now,
Springfield's favorite conservative... |
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| and author of the well-selling book,
Only Turkeys Have Left Wings... |
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| ladies and gentlemen,
Birch Barlow. |
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| Ugh! That Barlow's
a right-wing crackpot. |
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| He said Ted Kennedy lacked integrity.
Can you believe that? |
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| Yeah. Switch the station.
I consider myself politically correct. |
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| And his views make me
uncomfortable. |
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| No, no, no, no, no, guys.
Now, I'm not very political. |
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| I usually think people who vote
are a bit fruity. |
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| But for some reason, this Birch Barlow
really speaks to me. |
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| Mmm! Mmm! |
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| Good morning,
fellow freedom-likers. |
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| Birch Barlow, the fourth branch
of government, the 51 st state. |
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| You know, th-th-there are three things
we're never gonna get rid of here in Springfield- |
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| One, the bats
in the public library. |
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| [ Screaming ] |
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| Two, Mrs. McFearly's
compost heap. |
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