| Went to dinner the other night,
check came at the end of the meal. |
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| Never liked the
"check at the end of the meal" system. |
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| Money's a different thing
before you eat. |
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| Before you eat, money has no value. |
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| You don't care
when you're hungry. |
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| You sit down in a restaurant, you're
the ruler of an empire. "More drinks! |
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| Appetizers! Quickly, quickly. |
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| It will be the greatest
meal of our lives." |
00:00:23.290 - 00:00:27.460 |
| Then after the meal, you know,
you got the pants open... |
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| you got the napkins destroyed... |
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| cigarette butt
in the mashed potatoes. |
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| Then the check comes at that moment. |
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| People are always upset, you know? |
00:00:39.137 - 00:00:41.535 |
| They're mystified by the check. |
00:00:41.743 - 00:00:44.975 |
| "What is this? |
00:00:45.183 - 00:00:47.060 |
| How could this be?" |
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| They start passing it around the table,
"Does this look right to you? |
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| We're not hungry now.
Why are we buying all this food?" |
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| I think Superman probably has
a very good sense of humour. |
00:01:03.428 - 00:01:06.869 |
| I never heard him say anything funny. |
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| It's common sense. |
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