| Oh, God. |
00:00:52.065 - 00:00:54.533 |
| Oh, my God. |
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| You know, Chris, I think the last
time you cleaned this place was- |
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| When was the last time
you cleaned this place? |
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| Well, first time for
everything, amigo, huh? |
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| This Meredith, she must
be a pretty neat person. |
00:01:52.225 - 00:01:54.955 |
| Oh, man. The thing is, she always
looked really clean, you know, |
00:01:55.028 - 00:02:00.295 |
| like, you just want to bury your
nose right in her hair, you know? |
00:02:00.367 - 00:02:05.430 |
| Did you guys go steady or somethin'? |
00:02:05.505 - 00:02:07.735 |
| She was totally out of my league, man. |
00:02:07.808 - 00:02:10.868 |
| I was like this little dirt ball,
you know, grease under my fingernails, |
00:02:10.944 - 00:02:14.539 |
| always in Earl Pease detention, and... |
00:02:14.614 - 00:02:17.606 |
| Meredith was a goddess, man. |
00:02:17.684 - 00:02:20.983 |
| Claudia Schiffer meets Venus de Milo. |
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| Tall, willowy, man, long blond
hair all the way down her back. |
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| Ed, one time I saw her in the hall.
She's got this cotton dress on, right? |
00:02:28.328 - 00:02:32.389 |
| And the sun is just catching
her right from behind, |
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| and I saw everything, man. |
00:02:35.035 - 00:02:36.969 |
| You know? Everything. |
00:02:37.037 - 00:02:38.971 |
| It was like a Botticelli. |
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| This little perfect figure just
floating, man, in a ball of light. |
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