| [Crickets chirping] |
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| Isn't this great? |
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| I said I wanted to get more
involved in Steve's school, |
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| and look at me now! |
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| Sitting front row at a PTA meeting. |
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| And you wore the pink dress. |
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| Excellent choice. |
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| [Clears throat] All right. |
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| The big item on our agenda tonight |
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| is finding a replacement for
our guidance counselor, Sheila. |
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| - So, unless anyone has any other business...
- Smut! |
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| Our children are being
corrupted by smut! |
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| It's everywhere!
Just look at this pervert! |
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| Calls herself a librarian! |
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| I call her a smut peddler! |
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| The name's Clum Bizzelskottom, |
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| and I say we burn all
the books in the library! |
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| Finally, someone said it! |
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| But then what will my children read? |
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| Glad you asked. |
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| They're gonna read new books...
my books! |
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