| They say one day
a meteor will strike the Earth, |
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| obliterating life as we know it, |
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| but it's not coming
soon enough to help me. |
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| You see, my neighbor, Fat Pam, |
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| is giving up and moving to Vermont. |
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| She's had enough
of the skinnies in this town, |
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| and once Fat Pam is gone,
I am going to be the s... |
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| Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! |
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| Anna-Kat! Do not pee in the yard! |
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| Mom, I've thought about it, |
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| and I refuse to participate |
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| in the school food drive on principle. |
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| And what principle is that? |
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| Westport homeless people
have better stuff than we do. |
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| Nude Norman rides a bike
that's worth more than our car. |
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| And when he does wear clothes, |
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| they're Ms. Halloran's
cashmere hand-me-downs. |
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| It's a little thing
called charity, Oliver. |
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| It's the worst thing for him. |
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| Nude Norman isn't gonna get a job |
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| if it's open season
on free cans of creamed corn. |
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