| I just did the impossible. |
00:00:04.892 - 00:00:06.992 |
| You actually changed
the toilet-paper roll? |
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| No. I taught Anna-Kat
to put herself to bed. |
00:00:08.929 - 00:00:11.597 |
| But I like her bedtime ritual. |
00:00:11.665 - 00:00:13.465 |
| We tuck her in, untuck her, |
00:00:13.534 - 00:00:14.733 |
| tuck her in again, untuck, tuck, untuck. |
00:00:14.802 - 00:00:17.169 |
| You know what? I've come around
on this. Great job, Greg. |
00:00:17.238 - 00:00:19.505 |
| Think about it... If Anna-Kat
puts herself to bed every night, |
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| that frees up 10 extra hours a week. |
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| I could re-read Proust, but in French. |
00:00:24.078 - 00:00:26.345 |
| Why am I so attracted to bad boys? |
00:00:26.414 - 00:00:28.945 |
| Ow! |
00:00:29.927 - 00:00:30.849 |
| I hit the pointy part! |
00:00:30.918 - 00:00:32.818 |
| I told the kids a hundred times
to close the cabinet doors. |
00:00:32.887 - 00:00:35.587 |
| Forget the Lamaze breathing.
Just swear, Greg. |
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| Any swear word plus the word
"face" works really well. |
00:00:38.125 - 00:00:40.859 |
| You know I don't like to swear. |
00:00:40.928 - 00:00:42.094 |
| And that's why the kids
don't listen to you. |
00:00:42.163 - 00:00:43.762 |
| Until they bring back hitting,
swearing at them |
00:00:43.831 - 00:00:45.697 |
| is the only way we get them
to do what we want. |
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| - Hey, Ottos!
- Hey, Viv! |
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