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I can't believe this window is still stuck. 00:00:02.400 - 00:00:04.600
I'm freezing to death! 00:00:04.600 - 00:00:05.690
Before you die, 00:00:05.690 - 00:00:07.400
where in your room did you hide your Halloween candy? 00:00:07.400 - 00:00:09.190
Mom, I didn't think any car 00:00:09.190 - 00:00:10.560
could be worse than your minivan. 00:00:10.560 - 00:00:11.600
But here we are. 00:00:11.600 - 00:00:12.900
Kindly address all complaints to your father. 00:00:12.900 - 00:00:14.810
He's the one who's been driving around 00:00:14.810 - 00:00:16.230
with that broken window for two years. 00:00:16.230 - 00:00:18.230
I'm pretending I'm Shackleton 00:00:18.230 - 00:00:19.600
when his boat got stuck in the ice. 00:00:19.600 - 00:00:21.520
I'm pretending I was switched at birth 00:00:21.520 - 00:00:22.690
and my real family is waiting at school 00:00:22.690 - 00:00:24.190
to whisk me back to our castle. 00:00:24.190 - 00:00:26.060
[ Exhales ] 00:00:26.060 - 00:00:28.230
♪♪ 00:00:28.230 - 00:00:29.850
[ Brakes squeal ] 00:00:29.850 - 00:00:33.310
Okay, we're here! 00:00:33.310 - 00:00:34.600
Time for you to bother other grown-ups. 00:00:34.600 - 00:00:35.730
Love you! 00:00:35.730 - 00:00:36.850