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Dad, why are you massaging 00:00:22.594 - 00:00:24.071
the turkey now? 00:00:24.072 - 00:00:25.673
Maybe it's tense. I'll make it some tea. 00:00:25.674 - 00:00:27.074
I'm doing a three-day salt rub. 00:00:27.075 - 00:00:28.476
I call it Father of the Brine. Huh? 00:00:28.477 - 00:00:29.877
Ha! Thank you. 00:00:29.878 - 00:00:32.013
It's special since we're having Teddy, Mort... 00:00:32.014 - 00:00:33.748
...and your Aunt Gayle over. 00:00:33.749 - 00:00:35.316
I don't see why Gayle and her cats have 00:00:35.317 - 00:00:36.684
to stay with us all week. 00:00:36.685 - 00:00:38.219
She had to vacate her place because of the fire, Bob. 00:00:38.220 - 00:00:40.388
She put her dental dams in the dryer. 00:00:40.389 - 00:00:42.089
What are dental dams? 00:00:42.090 - 00:00:43.491
Nothing. Forget it. 00:00:43.492 - 00:00:44.859
Don't say it at school. 00:00:44.893 - 00:00:46.260
Didn't she used to only have one cat? 00:00:46.261 - 00:00:47.695
Ah, she adopted one last week. 00:00:47.696 - 00:00:49.196
And then she found one on her way over here. 00:00:49.197 - 00:00:50.998
She's a cat magnet. Oh, it was so sad. 00:00:50.999 - 00:00:52.800
He was just sitting... 00:00:52.834 - 00:00:54.535
on someone's porch, poor little guy. 00:00:54.536 - 00:00:56.203