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*BOB'S BURGERS* Season 09 Episode 11 00:00:05.772 - 00:00:09.326
*BOB'S BURGERS* Episode Title: "Lorenzo's Oil? No, Linda's" 00:00:09.723 - 00:00:13.108
- You guys smell that? - I said, "Excuse me." 00:00:22.360 - 00:00:25.008
- No, you didn't. - Not that. 00:00:25.073 - 00:00:26.407
Something different. It's a familiar smell 00:00:26.472 - 00:00:28.447
but also somehow exotic. 00:00:28.512 - 00:00:30.233
Like going to a mall in a different town. 00:00:30.298 - 00:00:32.587
Oh, you're probably smelling my smelly mom. 00:00:32.652 - 00:00:34.499
- Hey! - She's been wearing "essential oils." 00:00:34.564 - 00:00:37.009
Oh, yeah, the rosemary oil. 00:00:37.074 - 00:00:39.038
She bought them from her new friend, Angie. 00:00:39.103 - 00:00:41.092
- Her hot new friend, Angie. - What? Mom's way hotter. 00:00:41.157 - 00:00:44.429
Hotter than Angie? Are you nuts? 00:00:44.673 - 00:00:46.764
I mean, thank you, but you're nuts. 00:00:46.829 - 00:00:48.444
Mm, new friend. That's nice. How'd you guys meet? 00:00:48.509 - 00:00:51.404
At the grocery store in the toilet paper aisle. 00:00:51.469 - 00:00:53.821
We bonded 'cause we buy the same brand. 00:00:53.886 - 00:00:55.665
And then what, she said, uh, 00:00:55.730 - 00:00:57.413
"You know what goes good with toilet paper? Oils." 00:00:57.478 - 00:00:59.756
Kinda, yeah. It's, like, a hobby or something. 00:00:59.821 - 00:01:02.146
She's bringing some more over for me to try today. 00:01:02.211 - 00:01:04.279