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What about "breasts"? Try "breasts." 00:00:01.024 - 00:00:02.424
Nah, then you just get skeevy medical pictures. 00:00:02.555 - 00:00:04.621
Try "bikini malfunctions." 00:00:05.146 - 00:00:07.186
Ugh! 00:00:07.682 - 00:00:08.981
Blocked. Again. 00:00:09.016 - 00:00:10.549
My parents block everything! 00:00:10.585 - 00:00:13.018
You live in the one house in the world that can't get porn. 00:00:13.054 - 00:00:15.254
Wait, I heard that Liz Stephens 00:00:15.289 - 00:00:16.922
and her friends go to Seneca Park, 00:00:16.958 - 00:00:18.557
you know, by the river. 00:00:18.593 - 00:00:20.059
And they go topless. 00:00:20.094 - 00:00:21.627
Let's satellite view it. 00:00:21.662 - 00:00:24.396
Oh, my God. There! 00:00:24.432 - 00:00:26.565
Boobs! 00:00:26.601 - 00:00:28.000
Dude, no way you can see boobs from that far away. 00:00:28.035 - 00:00:30.636
Then zoom in, idiot! 00:00:30.671 - 00:00:31.871
Make 'em big. 00:00:31.906 - 00:00:33.639
If that's Liz Stephens, I'm totally Instagramming it. 00:00:33.674 - 00:00:35.441
Shut up and zoom. 00:00:35.476 - 00:00:36.642
Oh, my God! Holy crap! 00:00:37.745 - 00:00:39.245
This is even cooler than boobs. 00:00:39.280 - 00:00:41.714