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For some time now, Stephen Turnbull has been a man of routine. 00:02:14.287 - 00:02:17.916
Every day he showers for 27 minutes... 00:02:18.567 - 00:02:21.161
...brushes for four... 00:02:22.527 - 00:02:24.324
- ... gargles for eight... 00:02:24.927 - 00:02:26.838
...and flosses for seven. 00:02:26.887 - 00:02:28.206
He then files the floss... 00:02:29.927 - 00:02:31.280
...stacks his urine... 00:02:33.407 - 00:02:34.886
...and notes its pH. 00:02:35.847 - 00:02:37.326
Next he washes everything that has so tar touched his body, 00:02:38.367 - 00:02:41.598
completes a 200-page book of bumper crosswords 00:02:41.647 - 00:02:45.162
and watches eight episodes of Ray Mears'Extreme Survival on video tape. 00:02:45.207 - 00:02:49.644
Remember, you should always carry a parachute. 00:02:49.687 - 00:02:52.326
Then it's time for lunch. 00:02:52.367 - 00:02:54.597
Every day Stephen eats the same meal - 00:02:55.607 - 00:02:57.723
a freeze-dried vegetarian lasagne, 00:02:58.367 - 00:03:00.358
hermetically sealed for maximum life expectancy. 00:03:00.407 - 00:03:03.240
But today something is different. 00:03:40.327 - 00:03:42.443
Today there is a break in his carefully orchestrated routine. 00:03:44.447 - 00:03:48.201
Today Stephen will attempt to do 00:03:50.167 - 00:03:52.442
something he hasn't done for over a year. 00:03:52.487 - 00:03:54.717
Today... 00:03:56.927 - 00:03:58.838