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The big day is tomorrow, 00:00:02.201 - 00:00:04.936
And these turkeys seem to know what's coming their way. 00:00:04.937 - 00:00:08.205
It's the end of the world! 00:00:19.006 - 00:00:20.270
Wait, wait, wait, wait! What's going on? 00:00:20.271 - 00:00:23.070
Dick! 00:00:23.217 - 00:00:23.892
There's a terrible crisis. 00:00:25.513 - 00:00:26.763
We were at the store, and the place was a madhouse. 00:00:27.104 - 00:00:29.440
People were cramming everything they could into their carts, 00:00:29.441 - 00:00:31.309
especially these giant balls of butter. 00:00:31.310 - 00:00:33.498
I got one for each of us. 00:00:34.768 - 00:00:35.843
I'm telling you, something is up. 00:00:35.844 - 00:00:37.455
The radio said the airports were jammed 00:00:37.456 - 00:00:39.302
with people trying to get out of town. 00:00:39.303 - 00:00:40.737
As a matter of fact, I just saw a report on a turkey ranch, 00:00:40.738 - 00:00:42.833
and those birds were talking apocalypse. 00:00:42.834 - 00:00:44.884
Apocalypse? - Well, more like "apocalopolis". 00:00:46.161 - 00:00:49.133
What does this all mean? 00:00:51.232 - 00:00:52.338
Well, I have a thought.. we're all gonna die! 00:00:52.339 - 00:00:54.701
All right, let's not panic. 00:00:54.702 - 00:00:56.764
Tonight we'll turn off the lights and hunker down in the kitchen. 00:00:56.765 - 00:00:58.851
Tomorrow morning I'll make a run to the university and find out what's going on. 00:00:58.852 - 00:01:01.371