| ♪ It seems today
that all you see ♪ |
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| ♪ Is violence in movies
and sex on TV ♪ |
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| ♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪ |
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| ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ |
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| ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ |
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| ♪ Lucky there's a man who
positively can do ♪ |
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| ♪ All the things that make us ♪ |
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| ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ |
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| ♪ He's... a...
Fam... ily... Guy! ♪ |
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| I won a chain saw. |
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| What?
What are you talking about? |
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| Some lady up the block
is giving away |
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| all of her husband's stuff
'cause he shot himself |
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| - in the face.
- Oh, my God! |
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| I've seen that lady.
He did the right thing. |
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| That's also how we got
this couch. |
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| Basically everything
in this house |
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| is Christmas suicide furniture. |
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| Donna, they had a bullhorn. |
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| I don't know why,
but they had a bullhorn. |
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| DONNA:
Cleveland, it's time for lunch. |
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