| ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ |
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| ♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪ |
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| ♪ But where are those
good old-fashioned values ♪ |
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| ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪ |
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| ♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪ |
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| ♪ Lucky there's a man
who positively can do ♪ |
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| ♪ All the things that make us ♪ |
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| ♪ Laugh and cry ♪ |
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| ♪ He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! ♪ |
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| Good evening. I'm Tom Tucker. |
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| Please don't adjust your sets. |
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| I've been sneezing all over the camera. |
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| That's right. The flu epidemic
has officially hit Quahog. |
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| So, for the rest of tonight's broadcast, |
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| my mommy will be spoon-feeding
me chicken soup. |
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| - Mommy.
- Tommy. |
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| Hey, guys, I brought a sneeze
home from school. |
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| You want to see it? |
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| Ah-ah... |
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| (DISTORTED): No...! |
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