| Bless me, Father,
for I have sinned. |
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| It's been one week since
my last confession. |
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| Okay, my son. |
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| In the name of the Father, Son and
Holy Spirit, what is your confession? |
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| I'm fat. |
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| Oh, great and angry God, I
command thee to smite my friends! |
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| Now, calm down, son. |
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| Calm down. |
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| Let's try and remain composed. |
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| Okay, Father. |
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| I'll try, but I can't promise
anything 'cause I'm pretty excitable. |
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| Also, I'm super pissed because
my friends made me fat. |
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| How did your friends make you fat? |
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| Were they force-feeding you? |
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| Well, no, not exactly. |
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| This whole thing started because
we became incredibly successful, |
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| and then they became monsters, which
in turn made them make me fat. |
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| So, really, I'd like to confess on them,
because they're sinners and pricks. |
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| Son, I don't think you understand
the purpose of confession. |
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| Right. |
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