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Me and Vinny are having a really good time right now. 00:00:02.434 - 00:00:04.991
Maybe he's starting to feel what I've been feeling. 00:00:04.992 - 00:00:07.666
Come to your bed. 00:00:07.667 - 00:00:08.884
You don't want to do this. 00:00:09.105 - 00:00:10.394
And then he wants nothing to do with me. 00:00:10.395 - 00:00:12.270
Like, make up your mind. 00:00:12.271 - 00:00:13.832
Can we call a cab really quick? 00:00:13.833 - 00:00:15.127
- I'll call a cab for you. - Aww, Mike. 00:00:15.128 - 00:00:16.880
It's a surprise; We're gonna take them to Times Square. 00:00:16.881 - 00:00:18.916
You're not going to jenk's, you're going to Times Square. 00:00:18.917 - 00:00:21.176
Is that New York City? 00:00:21.177 - 00:00:22.459
- Yeah, you know... - Where are we going?! 00:00:22.460 - 00:00:24.210
It was a good prank. 00:00:24.211 - 00:00:25.083
We need to get him back somehow. 00:00:25.084 - 00:00:27.283
I'm leaving my home right now to go back into the madness at the Jersey Shore. 00:00:27.368 - 00:00:31.474
And I'm thinking to myself, 00:00:31.475 - 00:00:32.663
"you're ready. You can do this. I know who you are, Sam. You're gonna be fine." 00:00:32.664 - 00:00:37.150
[Get crazy by lmfao] 00:00:37.793 - 00:00:39.476
Dj pauly delvecchio! 00:00:39.477 - 00:00:40.794
I'm going to the Jersey Shore, bitch! 00:00:40.795 - 00:00:43.593
All right, we got a situation. 00:00:43.594 - 00:00:45.652