| No, no, no, don't worry! |
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| Even though it starts back there,
it's an amusing story. |
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| Please let me introduce myself: |
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| I'm the idiot who left the wipers on, |
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| Mr Leonida Bottacin. |
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| A man of honest virtues. |
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| Enlightened entrepreneur. |
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| Age: somethingtwo. |
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| Widower. |
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| Understand? A widower. |
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| And it's for this reason
alone that the story |
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| started in such a mournful place. |
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| Because you need to
know that from the day |
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| my incomparable consort was cruelly |
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| stolen from me by adverse destiny |
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| I came here unconsoled
and inconsolable every |
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| Wednesday and Saturday to
bring flowers to her grave. |
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| Please note the fresh lilies. |
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| And given that it was a
Wednesdayon being informed |
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| by the gravedigger's wife
by phone that I felt ill, |
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| my loving, kind but dismayed nephews |
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