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Did you come alone? 00:00:09.218 - 00:00:10.927
Yes. 00:00:11.011 - 00:00:12.011
What's the password? 00:00:12.095 - 00:00:13.638
Okay. What's the password? What's the password? 00:00:13.722 - 00:00:15.849
Okay. I have no idea. 00:00:15.933 - 00:00:17.767
Psst. 00:00:17.851 - 00:00:18.935
Capital one, two, three, lowercase four, five, six. 00:00:19.019 - 00:00:23.898
Thank you. 00:00:23.982 - 00:00:25.150
One, two, three, four, five, six! 00:00:25.234 - 00:00:27.318
Enter, friend. 00:00:27.402 - 00:00:29.238
Welcome to Needleman and Smitty's vacation door emporium. 00:00:31.156 - 00:00:35.243
I love vacation doors. 00:00:35.327 - 00:00:36.786
That's right. 00:00:36.870 - 00:00:37.871
Each of these doors was personally rescued by us from the shredder, 00:00:37.955 - 00:00:41.499
and guaranteed to deliver you to an isolated, human-free destination. 00:00:41.583 - 00:00:47.255
Okay. Oh, please. I can't wait. Tell me, what do you got? 00:00:47.339 - 00:00:49.632
Who wouldn't wanna chill out on a cruise to an abandoned ship in the Arctic Circle? 00:00:49.716 - 00:00:55.263
This vacation sounds cool. 00:00:55.347 - 00:00:57.807
Shut up! I give the sales pitch, you're the glamour model. 00:00:57.891 - 00:01:00.894
Transyl-Romania is known for blood-sucking vampires. 00:01:02.187 - 00:01:06.191
But what doesn't suck are the deluxe amenities of this musty, deserted castle. 00:01:06.275 - 00:01:11.154