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NEEDLEMAN: (WHISPERING) Did you come alone? 00:00:09.147 - 00:00:10.927
(WHISPERING) Yes. 00:00:10.975 - 00:00:11.975
What's the password? 00:00:12.059 - 00:00:13.602
Okay. What's the password? What's the password? 00:00:13.686 - 00:00:15.813
(NORMALLY) Okay. I have no idea. 00:00:15.897 - 00:00:17.731
Psst. 00:00:17.815 - 00:00:18.899
Capital one, two, three, lowercase four, five, six. 00:00:18.983 - 00:00:23.862
(WHISPERING) Thank you. 00:00:23.946 - 00:00:25.114
(NORMALLY) One, two, three, four, five, six! 00:00:25.198 - 00:00:27.282
NEEDLEMAN AND SMITTY: Enter, friend. 00:00:27.366 - 00:00:29.373
Welcome to Needleman and Smitty's vacation door emporium. 00:00:31.120 - 00:00:35.207
I love vacation doors. 00:00:35.291 - 00:00:36.750
That's right. 00:00:36.834 - 00:00:37.835
Each of these doors was personally rescued by us from the shredder, 00:00:37.919 - 00:00:41.463
and guaranteed to deliver you to an isolated, human-free destination. 00:00:41.547 - 00:00:47.219
Okay. Oh, please. I can't wait. Tell me, what do you got? 00:00:47.303 - 00:00:49.596
Who wouldn't wanna chill out on a cruise to an abandoned ship in the Arctic Circle? 00:00:49.680 - 00:00:55.227
This vacation sounds cool. 00:00:55.311 - 00:00:57.771
Shut up! I give the sales pitch, you're the glamour model. 00:00:57.855 - 00:01:00.858
(GROANS) 00:01:00.942 - 00:01:02.067
Transyl-Romania is known for blood-sucking vampires. 00:01:02.151 - 00:01:06.155