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Okay now,see,here's a good example of a plant that you can't eat. 00:00:00.000 - 00:00:04.160
See all the spikes? 00:00:04.200 - 00:00:05.430
So two things. One,it's poisonous. And two,it would hurt. 00:00:05.430 - 00:00:08.570
The parks department has so many programs. 00:00:08.570 - 00:00:10.600
Jerry's in charge of our preteen nature hikes. 00:00:10.600 - 00:00:13.300
For a while,it was a teenage nature hike. 00:00:13.300 - 00:00:16.050
But then we changed it because a girl got pregnant. 00:00:16.050 - 00:00:19.090
Look what we have here. Country honeysuckle, 00:00:19.090 - 00:00:22.150
Yeah,take a look at that. 00:00:23.550 - 00:00:24.960
It's pretty and it smells good. 00:00:24.960 - 00:00:26.980
- Mm,smells great. - Yeah,it's really nice. 00:00:26.980 - 00:00:29.350
Oh,that's bitter. Leslie,you don't eat it. 00:00:32.050 - 00:00:34.910
Why did you let me eat that? I never told you to eat that. 00:00:34.910 - 00:00:37.130
Oh,god. Leslie,the animals know you don't eat the country honeysuckle. 00:00:37.130 - 00:00:40.120
I'm not an animal. My tongue is swelling up. No,no,don't touch-- 00:00:40.120 - 00:00:43.020
okay,now you'll have to throw that away. 00:00:43.020 - 00:00:44.850
Let's not scare the kids. Okay. 00:00:44.850 - 00:00:46.190
Well,there we go then. So let's show 'em what other plants we could eat,jerry. 00:00:46.190 - 00:00:50.110
But I have to say it's a very sweet aftertaste though. 00:00:50.110 - 00:00:53.800
So I have a piece of good news. 00:01:26.060 - 00:01:27.610
I've invited a reporter to come do an article about the pit behind your house. 00:01:27.610 - 00:01:31.420