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Hello. Hi. 00:00:03.364 - 00:00:05.594
My name is Leslie Knope, and I work for the Parks and Recreation Department. 00:00:06.334 - 00:00:10.134
Can I ask you a few questions? 00:00:10.205 - 00:00:12.435
Would you say that you are, 00:00:13.475 - 00:00:15.170
"Enjoying yourself and having fun, 00:00:15.243 - 00:00:17.404
"having a moderate amount of fun 00:00:17.479 - 00:00:19.344
"and somewhat enjoying yourself, 00:00:19.414 - 00:00:20.847
"or having no fun and no enjoyment?" 00:00:20.915 - 00:00:23.611
I'm gonna put a lot of fun. 00:00:25.086 - 00:00:26.883
Ms. Knope, there's a drunk stuck in the slide. 00:00:26.955 - 00:00:30.152
Sir, this is a children's slide. 00:00:30.650 - 00:00:32.575
- You're not allowed to sleep in here. - What is? 00:00:32.605 - 00:00:34.176
You know, when I first tell people 00:00:34.201 - 00:00:35.320
that I work in the government, they say, 00:00:35.345 - 00:00:36.689
"Oh. The government. The government stinks. 00:00:36.720 - 00:00:38.551
"The lines are too long at the DMV." 00:00:38.599 - 00:00:40.680
But now things have changed. 00:00:40.720 - 00:00:42.347
People need our help. 00:00:42.403 - 00:00:44.064
And it feels good to be needed. 00:00:44.139 - 00:00:46.437
Could you put your arms to your side? 00:00:46.508 - 00:00:48.008
Wait... 00:00:48.042 - 00:00:48.746