| Went out to dinner
the other night. |
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| Check came at the end
of the meal,
as it always does. |
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| Never liked the
"check at the end of the meal"
system, |
00:00:05.371 - 00:00:09.208 |
| because money's
a very different thing |
00:00:09.275 - 00:00:10.342 |
| before and after you eat. |
00:00:10.409 - 00:00:11.443 |
| Before you eat,
money has no value. |
00:00:11.510 - 00:00:13.947 |
| You don't care about money
when you're hungry. |
00:00:14.013 - 00:00:15.781 |
| You sit down in a restaurant |
00:00:15.848 - 00:00:17.049 |
| and you're like the ruler
of an empire-- |
00:00:17.116 - 00:00:18.218 |
| More drinks! |
00:00:18.284 - 00:00:19.953 |
| Appetizers! |
00:00:20.019 - 00:00:21.253 |
| Quickly, quickly. |
00:00:21.320 - 00:00:23.289 |
| It will be the greatest meal
of our lives. |
00:00:23.356 - 00:00:27.626 |
| Then after the meal, you know, |
00:00:27.693 - 00:00:29.128 |
| you got the pants open,
you got the napkins destroyed, |
00:00:29.195 - 00:00:33.867 |
| cigarette butt
in the mashed potatoes. |
00:00:33.933 - 00:00:36.769 |
| Then the check comes
at that moment. |
00:00:36.835 - 00:00:39.138 |
| People are always upset,
you know. |
00:00:39.205 - 00:00:41.574 |
| They're mystified
by the check. They're... |
00:00:41.641 - 00:00:43.943 |
| "What is this? |
00:00:45.277 - 00:00:46.980 |
| How could this be?" |
00:00:48.013 - 00:00:50.016 |
