Doctor's log. |
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It's day 243 in this... |
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Portobello purgatory. |
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My only companion is a rock I named stone. |
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The question is,
for whom am I narrating this? |
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It seems I've become a featured player
in the theater of the absurd. |
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Marooned in deep space
by that wretched blue rodent. |
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But it's all good, thanks to a breathable
atmosphere and my supreme intellect, |
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sharpened against the only competitor
savvy enough to bring it. |
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Chanterelle to d4. |
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I've been striving to make fungi
into a functional drink of choice... |
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Mushroom coffee. |
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With limited... |
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Limited... |
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Limited... |
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Success. |
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But today, day 243, |
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has brought a new optimism
to my most pressing endeavor... |
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Planetus exodus to returnicus
and kick blue butticus. |
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If my calculations are correct, |
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and there's no reason to say "if"
because they always are... |
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