| Doctor's log. |
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| It's day 243 in this... |
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| Portobello purgatory. |
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| My only companion is a rock I named stone. |
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| The question is,
for whom am I narrating this? |
00:02:15.059 - 00:02:18.767 |
| It seems I've become a featured player
in the theater of the absurd. |
00:02:20.897 - 00:02:24.389 |
| Marooned in deep space
by that wretched blue rodent. |
00:02:24.497 - 00:02:27.789 |
| But it's all good, thanks to a breathable
atmosphere and my supreme intellect, |
00:02:27.791 - 00:02:32.208 |
| sharpened against the only competitor
savvy enough to bring it. |
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| Chanterelle to d4. |
00:02:35.523 - 00:02:37.205 |
| I've been striving to make fungi
into a functional drink of choice... |
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| Mushroom coffee. |
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| With limited... |
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| Limited... |
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| Limited... |
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| Success. |
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| But today, day 243, |
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| has brought a new optimism
to my most pressing endeavor... |
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| Planetus exodus to returnicus
and kick blue butticus. |
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| If my calculations are correct, |
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| and there's no reason to say "if"
because they always are... |
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