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YOU AND JACKIE DID NOT DO IT. 00:00:10.969 - 00:00:12.678
NO, WE SO DID IT. 00:00:12.846 - 00:00:14.930
YOU'RE ALWAYS SAYING THAT YOU DID IT. 00:00:15.098 - 00:00:18.017
KELSO, SHE WEARS THE PANTS, 00:00:18.852 - 00:00:20.019
AND THEY HAVE NEVER COME OFF. 00:00:20.186 - 00:00:22.354
LOOK AT MY FACE. 00:00:22.522 - 00:00:23.689
THIS IS A FACE THAT DID IT. 00:00:23.857 - 00:00:26.817
HOLY SMOKES. I THINK HE DID IT. 00:00:28.987 - 00:00:31.488
[TOGETHER] KELSO DID IT! 00:00:31.656 - 00:00:33.615
YEAH. CONGRATULATIONS, MAN. 00:00:38.788 - 00:00:41.040
PLUS, YOU DID IT IN RECORD TIME. 00:00:41.207 - 00:00:42.487
YEAH, YOU THINK? 00:00:42.625 - 00:00:45.586
NO, YOU MORON. 00:00:45.754 - 00:00:46.920
YOU'VE BEEN KISSING HER ASS FOR OVER A YEAR. 00:00:47.088 - 00:00:49.715
YEAH, BUT THAT'S OVER, MAN. 00:00:49.883 - 00:00:51.759
IT'S HARD TO EXPLAIN TO YOU KIDS 00:00:51.926 - 00:00:53.218
THAT HAVE NEVER HAD SEX BEFORE, 00:00:53.386 - 00:00:55.888
BUT WHEN YOU'RE WITH A WOMAN, 00:00:56.056 - 00:00:57.389
SOMETHING CHEMICAL HAPPENS TO HER. 00:00:57.557 - 00:00:59.600
NOW JACKIE'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT. 00:00:59.768 - 00:01:01.351
SHE'S LIKE MY LOVE SLAVE. 00:01:01.519 - 00:01:04.563